Posted by Sigh on April 17, 2008 at 16:52:03:
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use
as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a
stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new
meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned
'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.